My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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