Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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