Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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