There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
