my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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