I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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