He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Randomize
