Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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