i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I understand Curling. That high.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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