I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I hate all girls vehemently.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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