u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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