Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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