The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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