I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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