you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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