I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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