Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Come see our sink grown plant.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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