I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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