with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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