they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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