I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
there was a trapeze. enough said
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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