Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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