BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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