So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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