I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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