I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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