you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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