They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
