He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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