I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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