I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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