my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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