Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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