Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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