Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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