i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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