brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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