My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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