ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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