Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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