Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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