on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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