spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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