the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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