...so i touched it.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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