i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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