you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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