Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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