At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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