Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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