its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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