I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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