He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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