I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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