xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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