Fuck appropriateness.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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