Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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