i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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