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I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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