you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Randomize
