just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
did i walk over a car last night?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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