Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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